This Is Am Example of Why It's Not Worth Inviting Guys Here Anymore
Apologies proffered for my admittedly weak humor, but who gave who what little buggers is a point dear Mom and I can debate another time. Easily treatable, but frankly, I'm more concerned about the insult to my hearing. The woman can be excruciatingly vocal when the ******ic tsunami****
Naw, I think I had been here twice before, but I got wind of Paul's little light handed smite and curiosity beckoned.
The Tom Selleck reference is novel and a first. From what little I know of him, I like his politics, but as a actor of some renown, he's about as bad as it gets. The show he was known for, the name escapes now, was even worse! Had a girlfriend years ago that never missed an episode, but try as she might, I could never be persuaded to sit through more than about 10 minutes.
Thanks for your contribution and kisses to dear mom.
Rock
On June 8, 2008 at 6:57 PM Pacific Time, Rockne wrote:
Apologies proffered for my admittedly weak humor, but who gave who what little buggers is a point dear Mom and I can debate another time. Easily treatable, but frankly, I'm more concerned about the insult to my hearing. The woman can be excruciatingly vocal when the ******ic tsunami****
Naw, I think I had been here twice before, but I got wind of Paul's little light handed smite and curiosity beckoned.
The Tom Selleck reference is novel and a first. From what little I know of him, I like his politics, but as a actor of some renown, he's about as bad as it gets. The show he was known for, the name escapes now, was even worse! Had a girlfriend years ago that never missed an episode, but try as she might, I could never be persuaded to sit through more than about 10 minutes.
Thanks for your contribution and kisses to dear mom.
Rock
Here's hoping that your filthy, lice ridden flying rats come down with avian flu. Please let me know where you fly your birds, I'll bring along a pellet gun for some laughs 
Weighty issues to be sure! Dissemblance seems to be your forte. Can you possibly find it in your infinite self-acknowledged 10th. grade wisdom to ever forgive these, my unforgivable transgressions? Fly, fly away this Austringer needs to go. So completely shamed into submission am I. 
I'm sure you must referring to the erudite posts like that posed by our supposed esteemed member of the Texas State Bar, wherein, he writes about such WEIGHTY issues as follows:
"Fortunately, my hot blonde server was nowhere within smelling distance at the time. She had lamented earlier to me how three different tables of parties of about 20 customers each had popped in earlier that day unannounced, running her ragged. I'm sure she didn't appreciate the group of a dozen or so high school baseball players at the table next to mine, who decided to pop in 10 minutes before closing time after winning their game. I guess my bowels had decided to try to help her out by maybe sending a wicked change-up their way, making them forget about lingering long to eat. "
Nuff said. /R
I'm sure you must referring to the erudite posts like that posed by our supposed esteemed member of the Texas State Bar, wherein, he writes about such WEIGHTY issues as follows:
"Fortunately, my hot blonde server was nowhere within smelling distance at the time. She had lamented earlier to me how three different tables of parties of about 20 customers each had popped in earlier that day unannounced, running her ragged. I'm sure she didn't appreciate the group of a dozen or so high school baseball players at the table next to mine, who decided to pop in 10 minutes before closing time after winning their game. I guess my bowels had decided to try to help her out by maybe sending a wicked change-up their way, making them forget about lingering long to eat. " Nuff said. /R
Oh, how marginally special. One might be inclined to excuse such monumental ignorance simply based on your bragging that you have gone no further than the 10th grade. Personally, I have had the privilege of knowing many similar educationally challenged individuals possessing an acumen that continually WOW me, and more importantly, offer me new perspectives. I only wish the same, even remotely, could be said of your contributions.
But do let me give you credit where credit is due. Given what I know of your limited world view and political leanings, you are if anything- consistently bien-pensant to the point that your dullness is so completely self-evident.
I find your personal attacks mildly amusing when I'm not operating under my work related sleep deficits which is my summer cross to bear the last few years.
BJ, (my acronym but likely quite apt for your current paramours {meaning the men} in your life, whether or not you wish to acknowledge your latent homosexuality or in my case - your "overt same sex proclivities" toward ME! - NOT that there is anything wrong with that. 
I'm sorry if you feel spurned that I generally feel more comfortable with, and truly enjoy the company of women. You certainly made that evidently clear on this forum and elsewhere. I appreciate your personal interest in me and I suppose I should be slightly flattered. Who knows, had you presented yourself as someone worthy of a sparring partner we could have had some fervent public dialogue, but I just don't quite see it. And that's putting it mildly.
Honestly there Mr., I wish I could somehow justify you were worth the effort to engage in a more spirited debate- or, even some fun lively traded barbs, but frankly, [T]he sheer lack of any perceived mental agility on your part suggests my time might be better directed elsewhere. No need to take offense, Mr., as we all have our needed priorities.
Rockne
PS... I realize the frustration "impotency" at your presumed tender age must be, and this coupled with the coloring of your obvious troubled existence doesn't leave me completely unempathetic, so I would be happy to look into getting you a referral to an appropriate treating therapist in your area if you wish...~ Just saying...
I'm sorry if you feel spurned that I generally feel more comfortable with, and truly enjoy the company of women. You certainly made that evidently clear on this forum and elsewhere. I appreciate your personal interest in me and I suppose I should be slightly flattered. Who knows, had you presented yourself as someone worthy of a sparring partner we could have had some fervent public dialogue, but I just don't quite see it. And that's putting it mildly.
Honestly there Mr., I wish I could somehow justify you were worth the effort to engage in a more spirited debate- or, even some fun lively traded barbs, but frankly, [T]he sheer lack of any perceived mental agility on your part suggests my time might be better directed elsewhere. No need to take offense, Mr., as we all have our needed priorities.
Rockne
PS... I realize the frustration "impotency" at your presumed tender age must be, and this coupled with the coloring of your obvious troubled existence doesn't leave me completely unempathetic, so I would be happy to look into getting you a referral to an appropriate treating therapist in your area if you wish...~ Just saying... On June 21, 2008 at 6:04 PM Pacific Time, Rockne wrote:
Oh, how marginally special. One might be inclined to excuse such monumental ignorance simply based on your bragging that you have gone no further than the 10th grade. Personally, I have had the privilege of knowing many similar educationally challenged individuals possessing an acumen that continually WOW me, and more importantly, offer me new perspectives. I only wish the same, even remotely, could be said of your contributions.
But do let me give you credit where credit is due. Given what I know of your limited world view and political leanings, you are if anything- consistently bien-pensant to the point that your dullness is so completely self-evident.
I find your personal attacks mildly amusing when I'm not operating under my work related sleep deficits which is my summer cross to bear the last few years.
BJ, (my acronym but likely quite apt for your current paramours {meaning the men} in your life, whether or not you wish to acknowledge your latent homosexuality or in my case - your "overt same sex proclivities" toward ME! - NOT that there is anything wrong with that.
I'm sorry if you feel spurned that I generally feel more comfortable with, and truly enjoy the company of women. You certainly made that evidently clear on this forum and elsewhere. I appreciate your personal interest in me and I suppose I should be slightly flattered. Who knows, had you presented yourself as someone worthy of a sparring partner we could have had some fervent public dialogue, but I just don't quite see it. And that's putting it mildly.
Honestly there Mr., I wish I could somehow justify you were worth the effort to engage in a more spirited debate- or, even some fun lively traded barbs, but frankly, [T]he sheer lack of any perceived mental agility on your part suggests my time might be better directed elsewhere. No need to take offense, Mr., as we all have our needed priorities.
Rockne
PS... I realize the frustration "impotency" at your presumed tender age must be, and this coupled with the coloring of your obvious troubled existence doesn't leave me completely unempathetic, so I would be happy to look into getting you a referral to an appropriate treating therapist in your area if you wish...~ Just saying... 
I wouldn't even wish this one on Tuna Town.
****ne, as you have pasted this sick fantasy verbatim on several threads - please go search your own Latest Posts to find my reply.
And keep your ass-twitchin' sissy-pants drama out of these esteemed chambers - you are not fit to comport yourself with MEN. 
I think he seriously lacking in the getting laid department. If I was in that bad of shape I would go hire a pro. No muss, no fuss and no entanglement.
Work is for those who don't know how to fish.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759
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