Two grand FARTS today

Hi Gang! There were 2 great FARTS on my life today that I have to let you know. My 15 yr. old completed grade 10 and went to school to get his report card. When I saw it I almost peed my pants. Nothing less than 90%. He got the highest grade average and one of the highest school averages. And to make things more intersesting he never brings home any books for homework. He sure is not taking after his old man. That's for sure. This morning I weighted myself and guess what: The scale showd 198 lb. Finally less then 200 lb. -  20 more pounds to go and I will reach my goal. I hope that your day is just as terrific for you as it has been for me so far. George L.

Awesome Proud Dad! College will be here before you know it! Congratulations for breaking through the 200 goal. Keep it Up! Best Wishes- Dx

Congrats to you and your Son. Sounds like a banner day! Scott

George -  Congrats on making it to Century City!  

  Congrats to you sir . On both side's. It is a grand day for you. I have a daughter who is gifted in math and english. We send her to a special school just for gifted kids. She is only 14 and already has an higher IQ then her old man . Although that's not hard to do  .LOL  She wants to become a Vet , she loves all animals . Now it's up to me to figure out HOW TO PAY FOR  her collage .LOL Best wishes and congrats to you sir  Nick

Thank you Nick: The kids today are smarter than we were when we were at their age. I have a daughter second year university toig for teaching degree. Last year she got enough scholarships that did not need any help. This year... Hmmm... not as good but what she is geting will pay for tution and books with some money to spare. She can use last year's stash. I wish all good fortunes for your daughter and in a few years to have her own practice. Have good day George L.

I want to thank each and every one of you guys for sharing my FART.  Have a FART day George L

Dang! Great great canuck news and you're sure smelling up the whole province George! Big congrats to your lad - and you!!!!!!!!  Being in "century city" (ie in oneder-land) is great, eh! Jim

Thank you Jim. When I was living in S Ontario I passed many times through your town and I love it. It sure beats Hogtown and Cabbagetown. (tong in cheek, anything is better than Toronto) For a while my wife wanted to settle there.

Many FARTS,

George.

that is great for both of you! Battling, al