o?t -MONDAY FUNNY

snicklefritz
on 7/14/08 2:22 am - Cincinnati, OH

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house: Mowing the
lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are

Hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your
Old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch,
old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis
shoes.   Right in the middle of this great home improvement
project you realize you    need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete
the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:

    In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush  Your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check  yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite colog ne because  you never know, you just might Meet some hot chick while standing in the  checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.

   In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash Your hands and
comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got It. Add a shot of
Your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl  running the
Register is the kid sister to someone you went to school  with.

    In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long Enough to cover the
Hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat.Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost Empty so you don't Want to waste any of it on A trip to Wal-Mart. Check  yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young Thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird
Thinking she is spicy.    In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off  your hands onto
Your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to Get dirt in your new
Sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear  not to wear that
Shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The Cutie  running the
Register smiles when she sees you coming and you think You still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from your>>>> buddy's bait shop and it
Says,   'I Got Worms'.

    In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog crap off
Your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in  your 50's. You hope You have underw ear on so nothing hangs out the hole in  your pants. The girl running the register may be cute but you  don't have your glasses on
So you are not sure.      In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until  they have your
Prescriptions ready too. Don't' even notice the dog crap on your shoes.
The young thing at the register smiles at you because you Remind her of her grandfather.

   In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.
Now you remember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and
Wonder around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you Think someone called out your name