gonna be one hell of a fart later

Seht
on 8/8/08 9:15 am
OMG, I was reading how hot/spicy things will reduce your hunger.  They slow down your eating and keep you from eating so much.

Well I'm sitting here at work, and it's a bit slow.  So naturally being bored the old habit of wanting to eat starts to creep in.  I remember the suggestion about hot and spicy, so I go and get myself a hot pepper out of the fridge.  I had bought some to put in my salad or mix in with some tuna.  I hadn't tried one yet. 

OMG my mouth is on fire, and I can't put it out.  I like hot and spicy, but this is just over the top.  It's so hot it doesn't have any flavor unless you can count hot as a flavor.  I'm going to pay for this later I'm sure.

The good news is that it worked.  I absolutely do not want to put anything in my mouth now.  I think I'm going to have to wait for the burning lava to stop producing blisters on the inside of my mouth first.

I have another pepper sitting on my desk.  I'm actually almost afraid to touch it.  I think I'm gonna go get some tongs and throw it in the garbage.  Then I'm going to go wash my hands 3 or 4 times just in case.  I'd hate to touch my eyes and get some of that pepper juice in my eye.

Damn.
Hunger problem solved.

Scott

The first time you do something - It's going to be a personal record!

wlscand09
on 8/8/08 9:41 am - Tickfaw, LA
Or your penis YIKES!
snicklefritz
on 8/8/08 1:43 pm - Cincinnati, OH
Wait until you do fart or crap. Ayeeeeeeeee

Seriously another tip is if you want something sweet, eat a dill pickle. The taste buds for sweet n sour are close together and it will satisfy it.

Bob L.
on 8/8/08 2:41 pm - Clarksville, TN
Seht you better go crap in the creek so you don't put the woods on fire! BwaHahaha!!!! C'ya Bob

arkman54
on 8/8/08 2:52 pm - Fort Smith, AR
Way to go Scott!!  I really mean this in the most kindest way possible ---  IDIOT!    I love hot peppers and hot food.  Has been handed down from my grandmother, my mother, me, and now my daughter.  When my dad would ask her why she ate the hot peppers, she would just say, "It feels so good when it stops burning."  I'm sure you can agree with that now.  I have read the same thing about how peppers reduce your hunger, but I have eaten them since I was a teenager and I WEIGHED FRICKIN 424 at my first consutation visit with the surgeon.  Either that's not true or gez, I would have weight 1000 lbs without the peppers.  I will have a hard time not eating peppers or hot stuff after surgery, if I ever get to that point.  Take care of yourself, and don't put Blistex on your tongue.  Michael
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