Onestone
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle,
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I
will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess!
Think about it
(You're going to love this!)
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I
will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess!
Think about it
(You're going to love this!)
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
The first time you do something - It's going to be a personal record!
Good one Scott but I believe since this joke has sexual overtones that it must be moved to the OH sex forum. Please refrain from creating threads here in the locker room which have no relevance to WLS for men. One hail Mary should suffice for this sin. Thank you. 
I don't know, the stroy involved a man overcoming a physical limitation and the strugles he was able to overcome.
It sounds like a mans issue.
And I would like to add that with only 1 stone, he weighed less than someone of physical stature that was equipped with two. So I think it also qualifies for weight related.
Scott
It sounds like a mans issue.
And I would like to add that with only 1 stone, he weighed less than someone of physical stature that was equipped with two. So I think it also qualifies for weight related.
Scott
The first time you do something - It's going to be a personal record!
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