Favorite Manly Song Parody Thread Request

 Okay Guys,

Here's mine, a takeoff on Tom Petty's Free Fallin'. Now, how about yours?

Free Ballin'

Only wear jeans, maybe tight pants
No undies and I know it's not cool
Let 'em hang there, so freely and snug tight
Feels great and airs 'em out, too

On this hot day, working on the rooftops
There's a window leading to the dorms
And I'm a bad boy 'cause when I pulled my pants down
When those girls glanced, I stopped all their hearts

'Cause I'm free....free ballin'
Yeah, I'm free....free ballin'

All the shy ones, they all started blushing
They hung low 'cause the weather was hot
All the bad girls were peeking out and laughing
And the good girls started closing all the shades

While I'm free....free ballin'
Yeah, I'm free....free ballin'

(Free ballin', 'cause he's, free ballin', 'cause he's)
(Free ballin', 'cause he's, free ballin', 'cause he's)

I pull my jeans up, lunch break is over
He looks down, then grins slightly
"Lookin' good there," I zipped way too fast
Gonna be in ICU for awhile

(With backing vocals)
'Cause I'm free....free ballin'
Yeah, I'm free....free ballin'

(With backing vocals)
'Cause I'm free....free ballin'
Yeah, I'm free....free ballin'

Or,

We Buy the Tampons  sung to the tune of  We Will Rock You followed by We are the Champions

Wanna be a man, be a good man
Go on in the store
Gotta buy a big box someday
You try hiding your face
You feel disgraced
They're waving that Tampax all over the place
They will, they will laugh at you
The clerk will probably snicker too

"Can we please get a price check on super absorbant Kotex"
"Yes please, the extra absorbant"

I've taken my lumps
In the mini mart line
I've got my comeuppance
When I bought the wrong kind
Better get a dozen roses
And some chocolates too
I consider it an honor to help out
The female race with something I'll never use
http://www.free-lyrics.org

(Wish I din't have to go out)
(And buy them every month)

We buy the tampons for our girlfriends
And we'll take some teasing til no end
We buy the tampons, feminine napkins
Don't call us losers cause we buy the tampons

We buy the tampons for our girlfriends
And we'll be embarassed cause we're men
We buy the tampons, feminine napkins
Don't call us losers cause we buy the tampons

Dave,

Could you please record these into an mp3 format so we  could hear you singing them?

Jim

Hehe... I record mp3 pronunciation stuff for my students pretty often using a mic and laptop. I could do it with virtually no additional equipment setup. Would you guys really listen? I would recommend download the torrent files. I think there are giant parody packs available.