Newfound Flexibility (XPost from Quix)

 Hasn't been this good since my teens!
Best Wishes,

Dave

 Does that mean now you can perform ******** on yourself?

Not from the bend direction in the picture.

Probably from the opposite direction.  

Like George Carlin said about dogs licking their gents:

"If I could do that I'd  never leave the house!"

Don't wanna open that can o' worms! 

 HAHAHAHAHA yeah we'll leave that alone lol

Well if they come out with a men's version of this

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080924190042.htm

You might be able to perform it yourself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "lap" RNY. (or is it "Gap" RNY?)

"Sleeve Gapectomy" maybe? 

Seriously, looks like puncturing the abdominal wall is SUCH a big deal that they'll do ANYTHING to avoid it.

The little punctures they made for my lap RNY really didn't affect me.

Maybe these docs are just splitting hairs!

I know talk about pulling things out of your ass

Whoops missed the hole