Nair for men on the balls?

and rightfully so, Brock..... (insert rim shots as appropriate)

Lorena Bobbit was found innocent of all charges as the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

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What did Lorena Bobbitt say about a recent snowstorm??

There's six inches on the ground.
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What did John say to Lorena after the deed was done?

No hard feelings.
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What did Mr. Bobbitt say when he was propositioned by a hooker?

Sorry, I'm a little short this week.
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Did you hear that John Bobbitt quit his job??

Yeah...... I guess he just wasn't cut out for it.

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Why is John Bobbitt afraid to go to the movies??

He's afraid they will ask to see his stub.
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Did you here that John Bobbitt is changing his name to avoid the
publicity??

    Yeah, he's changing it to Les Johnson.

  

 Gracias amigo.

Boner

Forget the chemicals.. just get waxed =)
much more fun that way. 


I typically just trim with a beard trimmer.  I don't care for the skin feel myself and well.. it used to be pretty difficult for me to shave there anyway.

Haven't tried since the wls tho... ::ponder::

 Yeah, it pulls a little but it mostly works really well. The sack isn't very to trim with it either. I hate having hair down below, it's disgusting and plus without hair in the way your dick looks HUGE haha that's mostly why I do it anyway.

I'm pre-WLS...

There's a DICK down there?

So...which rock have I lived under for the past 32 years?!? I've never even thought of plucking, waxing, tweezing, napalming, shaving, grooming the wedding tackle.

Is this something a lot of guys do? why? how? Are there specific hair-cuts for The Cap'n? feaux-hawk? cesear-cut?

Damn it carrje! If you' ever want to be wearin' them tight-ass, shiny dancing pants like a bunch of us locker room guys do, you better get with the program. Bush is out man and I don't just mean politically. 

Cesear-cut?  

Boner

Well, this is one redneck who's never gotten metrosexual enough to ever even have the thought cross my mind!
Dem rocks iz MEANT to be hairy, yo! LOL...

You may have to change your attitude if you're serious about that dancin' gig, Daddio!

Boner