OT paramedic*****hline

A car hit a Jewish man, and the paramedics rushed to the scene. After assessing the situation, they got the man on a stretcher and moved him into the ambulance for transport to the hospital. He was not badly injured, but enough so that they felt he should be checked out more thoroughly than they were capable of doing in the street.   After getting the stretcher secured in the ambulance and as they prepared to leave, one of the paramedics checked on the man and asked him, "How are you feeling?"   "Okay, considering," answered the man.   "Any nausea, dizziness, numbness?" asked the paramedic.   "No, none of that."   "Any shortness of breath or chest pain?"   "Nope."   "Are you comfortable?"   "I make a good living..."

True story.

I was at my fire department, working on an electrical generator, and I needed to cut some cables ties. I did, but I also sliced open my thumb in the process. There was the thousand questions game in the ER when I went to have it stitched.

"Are you allergic to anything?"

"Yeah. Knives."

lol