OK, so I lied. Given enough stupidity, I can dump.
JFish,
Don't beat yourself up too badly.
There are three ways that a person learns:
1. You can read a book on the subject then attempt the task.
2. Have second person demonstrate the work then you try it.
and finally....
3. You've got to **** on the hot wire yourself to see what happens!
In other words doing **** the hard way!
Don't beat yourself up too badly.
There are three ways that a person learns:
1. You can read a book on the subject then attempt the task.
2. Have second person demonstrate the work then you try it.
and finally....
3. You've got to **** on the hot wire yourself to see what happens!
In other words doing **** the hard way! Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 
I ain't beating myself up. Just reporting the facts.
I was gonna ask you a question the other day and forgot: Did you really move to ******* Georgia or are you just trying to get laid over at the Sex B4&A WLS board? I'd say being from a place named ******* would certainly be a conversation starter with some of those trash talkin' hussies over there.
Somebody sent me an email with website addresses that were funny or unusual. And one of them on there was the First Methodist Church in that fair city which is located on the web at *******first.com. Somebody didn't think that one through.
I was gonna ask you a question the other day and forgot: Did you really move to ******* Georgia or are you just trying to get laid over at the Sex B4&A WLS board? I'd say being from a place named ******* would certainly be a conversation starter with some of those trash talkin' hussies over there.
Somebody sent me an email with website addresses that were funny or unusual. And one of them on there was the First Methodist Church in that fair city which is located on the web at *******first.com. Somebody didn't think that one through.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
TEN!
Got what you deserved didn't ya.
A couple of weeks ago I had my granddaughters over for a Saturday morning. They love grandpa's biscuits, so I was busy covering some with butter and honey for them. Just a little honey got onto my finger so I licked it off. Just a little!
Kicked my butt.
Not a full blown dump, but enough to make me misserable for about an hour.
Dumping is natures way of saying "Don't ever do that again!"
Paul
Got what you deserved didn't ya.
A couple of weeks ago I had my granddaughters over for a Saturday morning. They love grandpa's biscuits, so I was busy covering some with butter and honey for them. Just a little honey got onto my finger so I licked it off. Just a little!
Kicked my butt.
Not a full blown dump, but enough to make me misserable for about an hour.
Dumping is natures way of saying "Don't ever do that again!"
Paul
The Incredble Shrinking Man!
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