This is HILARIOUS! Found it on the RNY board.
That ol' gal owes her husband a whole lot of ***** for putting him through that. And not that four legged kind either.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.