OT Top 10 Signs You're Too Old For Trick or Treating
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Top 10 Signs You're Too Old For Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fibre candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a ... Read Moremask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ... " and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighbourhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
You are NEVER too old to Trick or Treat.
Top 10 Signs You're Too Old For Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fibre candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a ... Read Moremask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ... " and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighbourhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
You are NEVER too old to Trick or Treat.
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