OT: Phelps is Catching Hell

 First, for his stripper girlfriend:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/150832/14-times-Olympic-gold-medal-winner-Michael-Phelps-caught-with-bong-cannabis-pipe.html

Then for his bong hits:

 http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/150832/14-times-Olympic -gold-medal-winner-Michael-Phelps-caught-with-bong-cannabis- pipe.html

 Sorry, one was supposed to be the stripper:

http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/11/29/michael-phelps-bri ngs-home-vegas-trophy/5064/

 With lung capacity like that...it might just be too difficult to resist. Imagine the buzz! Bwahaha.

 Leno was joking about it: "That's why he eats 12,000 calories a day!"

 Kellogg's dropped him. Maybe Wheeties will pick him up: "Breakfast of Champions!"