second major F.A.R.T. since surgery

Theodore P.
on 2/8/09 1:30 pm - Binghamton, NY
hello guys ,
I experienced my 2nd major F.A.R.T. this weekend.I had to "borrow" my pick-up truck from my brother who has been borrowing it since before my surgery to get some things dome around the house and to get back and forth to work while his second and third vehicles are getting fixed...well he had undone my custom mods. that I had to do to fit in the truck as he is much smaller than am I(I had disassembled the bench seat and set the back aginst the inside of the cab to give me room to get behind the wheel,blocked the clutch pedal so I could pu**** down far enough t start the truck,and finally...extended the shift lever towards the seat about 3 inches). Anywho he didnt have time to redo all the mods before I got there .......but , he didn't need to I FIT WITH MINOR belly rubbage from the steering wheel and I was able to reach the clutch and shift as well ...next week I am hoping to have ZERO belly rubbage!!!!!!!!!! I am LOVIN' my RNY!!!!!!!
Thanx and GOD BLESS,
TED

don't make me hungry.....you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. - Edward Norton (attempting to speak Thia) THE HULK
Don 1962
on 2/8/09 1:59 pm
Way to go Ted!  Give it a little bit and you'll be posting about getting your formerly fat ass into a theater or coach airplane seat! I'll tell you upfront - that one is a major RUSH!

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


Theodore P.
on 2/8/09 2:08 pm - Binghamton, NY
thanx I cannot wait for that either just as long as I never have to get yin to my daughters 96 dodge neon again that really sucks bigtime ....especially at the six ft mark and still well over 350lbs.
TED

don't make me hungry.....you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. - Edward Norton (attempting to speak Thia) THE HULK
Don 1962
on 2/8/09 2:15 pm

Being short does have its advantages on occasion! Like never have to worry about walking into a ceiling fan when it is running. 6'8" freind advised me one time that doing that hurts like a mofo! 

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


Theodore P.
on 2/9/09 8:53 am - Binghamton, NY
I know the feeling I catch my head on the chandelier in the computer room all the time (when I am wearing shoes)can feel it brush my hair when barefoot.
Ted

don't make me hungry.....you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. - Edward Norton (attempting to speak Thia) THE HULK
sam_in_TN
on 2/8/09 3:01 pm - Oak Ridge, TN
I know what the rub is like. When I had to use the family truck it was torture and I always had a black mark on my shirt from the steering wheel. Thank God it was an automatic.
I can't wait till I have that kind of f.a.r.t.

Theodore P.
on 2/9/09 8:56 am - Binghamton, NY
I had to suck my gut in to turn the truck and usually ended up with a bruise on my belly because it was that tight a fit....it was terrible!!!!!!!!!!!
ted

don't make me hungry.....you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. - Edward Norton (attempting to speak Thia) THE HULK
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