FARTED in my suit!
Yesterday I got up at 0 dark thirty to get ready for some early morning meetings. I have gotten in the habit of dressing the dark so as not to wake the wife. As I did so, I felt that my suit didn't quite fit as lose as it has been!.............
Must be puting weight back on! A litte snug, but comfortable.
Have to change things up a little.
But then in the light I realized why!!
The suit that I put on in the dark was one that I hadn't worn for twenty years. (I know, what's a twenty year old suit doing in my closet. Simple, I always knew that I was going to get back into it someday.) It was "Someday"!
Paul
Must be puting weight back on! A litte snug, but comfortable.
Have to change things up a little.
But then in the light I realized why!!
The suit that I put on in the dark was one that I hadn't worn for twenty years. (I know, what's a twenty year old suit doing in my closet. Simple, I always knew that I was going to get back into it someday.) It was "Someday"!
Paul
The Incredble Shrinking Man!
Good one.
I'm to the point in my journey now where the actual farts are much more common than the metaphorical "farts". So I'll enjoy the fresh aroma of yours.
I'm to the point in my journey now where the actual farts are much more common than the metaphorical "farts". So I'll enjoy the fresh aroma of yours.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
Yea, I can relate to that. 3 mos out and down 43lbs and today I could'nt stop blowing. Every minute I had a feel good moment. Can't believe I had so much - must have dropped 2 sizes by evening. These were good "feel good" and clean ones. Had to keep the office door closed. Think I am wearing it home may get some spray What a life - make me think of some old frat fart stunts
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