STENCH WARNING!! Size 36 FART!!

Dudes,

I gotta tell y'all, and wi****aken pics last night, but I FART'ed BIG TIME in a Kohl's store last evening.   

I have a job interview Tuesday morning.  Given the nature of the job, 9-1-1 call taker, not going to go the full suit route for the interview but did not have any business casual clothes either thus the shopping trip post supper.

I bought a MEDIUM button shirt and two pairs of size 36 Dockers!!  I came out of the fitting room doing the "Happy Dance"!  That is down from XL/XXL's and 52-54 jeans - almost 11 months ago!!  I have not worn 36's since I graduated High School nearly 30 years ago!! 

For the newbies, hang in there!  The ride is WORTH IT!!

What a smelly post.  I can't even imagine being in sizes so small as a full grown man.  Great job!!  Good luck with the job interview.

From one Texan to another, you go boy!!!

Congratulations!!

Feels good  to be at 38-36 Looking forward. Tried on some 38's this am could'nt meet the tops but will pull a belt over and wish for a while.
B elieve I found out what foamies are - spitting up flem???
Congrats on job interview - We havent had a bite on a contract for 5 mos. Wife VERY ancy. I tried to relate to GM did'nt work
Keep em dropping

great stench!  i smelled that one all the way up in north forsyth!

The southwestern desert has a pollution advisory from that one!

Way to go!

11 months is a quick and wild ride!

Way to tackle it man!!!!!   Nice work!  Keep it going.....

 Take a Bow, Mister!  That is fantastic news!

THank God the winds are out of the North.

Good lord, someone crack a window!!