"She's a crotch-watcher ... she's a crotch-watcher ..."
Mostly I notice women look at my face and then quickly look away. Never a second glance at the crotch or otherwise. When you're as ugly as me, you don't have to worry yourself about this kinda crap.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.