OT- Swiffer Sweeper
I don't like the bike one. My favorite is the one where he's working in the restaurant.
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea.
Shoulda gone to FreeCreditReport dot com
I woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
That one cracks me up!
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea.
Shoulda gone to FreeCreditReport dot com
I woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
That one cracks me up!
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