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Wow... that SUCKED BIG TIME!!! I'm really sorry it wasn't a wonderful experience, but hey - if it's not going to be good, better that it be AWFUL so you don't have any question in your mind, eh?
You deserve WAYYY better than that. And you would have been right to stand up and walk out! But hell, in a few (days, weeks, months, years.... you pick), you'll look back on this and LAUGH!!! I hope.
I'll have white merlot with me this weekend, Lori. I owe ya...
You deserve WAYYY better than that. And you would have been right to stand up and walk out! But hell, in a few (days, weeks, months, years.... you pick), you'll look back on this and LAUGH!!! I hope.

I'll have white merlot with me this weekend, Lori. I owe ya...
Imperfect does not = unsuccessful
Wow Lori I am sorry this happened. I tried calling you earlier today to see how it went.... I assumed you'd post it sooner or later.
What a creep! Talk about NOT being a gentleman on a first date.... well, his F-ing loss I say.... dear God.
I want to make you happier so here's a funny....a woman posted a while back about a date from hell. She met him at a bar... the first thing he said to her was "Wow, your tits look nice in that shirt." Then, after a dinner at Chilis where he talked about his issues with the law, they walked to a bookstore where he proceeded to pretend to whipe boogers on her butt (yes, not kidding). Then... at the bookstore, this poor woman tries to plan an escape route and as she is sneaking around... he comes up behind her and puts his hands on her breasts and squeezes them.
Yep.... hopefully that made you laugh... or at least be somewhat happy that it wasn't you... but your situation majorly sucked. A better man will come along. BELIEVE IT.
What a creep! Talk about NOT being a gentleman on a first date.... well, his F-ing loss I say.... dear God.
I want to make you happier so here's a funny....a woman posted a while back about a date from hell. She met him at a bar... the first thing he said to her was "Wow, your tits look nice in that shirt." Then, after a dinner at Chilis where he talked about his issues with the law, they walked to a bookstore where he proceeded to pretend to whipe boogers on her butt (yes, not kidding). Then... at the bookstore, this poor woman tries to plan an escape route and as she is sneaking around... he comes up behind her and puts his hands on her breasts and squeezes them.
Yep.... hopefully that made you laugh... or at least be somewhat happy that it wasn't you... but your situation majorly sucked. A better man will come along. BELIEVE IT.