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DARLA!! HELP!!

Randall Culpepper
on 10/15/08 2:06 pm - Guntersville, AL

RNY on 08/11/04

Did you see what LUCY did to me?

My "transformation" she did?

Come to my rescue!!

For every Goliath, there is a Stone! His name is Jesus!"

Darla S.
on 10/15/08 2:32 pm, edited 10/15/08 2:33 pm - Maple Grove, MN

RNY on 04/27/07

HEY! YOU married her! Did you not have any inklings that she wanted to transform you into her own personal Elvis???

I think you might as well go with it, Randy. Work on that pelvic motion, your lip curl, dye your hair black and see what you can do about a pompadour. Or maybe a wig. Buy a white leather jumpsuit with lots of bling, maybe a cape with more bling.

Seriously, you might be glad you did!

Imperfect does not = unsuccessful

Randall Culpepper
on 10/15/08 9:11 pm - Guntersville, AL

RNY on 08/11/04

There is NOTHING wrong with MY hip motion, believe me! I have Elvis beat. I think I can do the lip curl, but as far as the hair, the cape, and that terrible jump suiit and uh....pompodour???. NOT HAPPENING!