For all those who have trouble going...

tinkerbell025
on 10/18/08 2:51 am - Fargo, ND
Ever notice that when you are in the restroom..that is when someone in the house seeks attention. It could even be the dog! Then everything you have been so tuned into stops and you no longer have the urge. You sit there and try to muster it up again most times with no luck, the moment has passed.
Here is a little something for you to read. This will show you that you are not alone in the evil world and not the only one being bothered.

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big
bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you knock it off, I'm
trying to poop!"

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Christi P.
on 10/18/08 9:22 am - Mora, MN
lmao!

It's never too late—in fiction or in life—to revise.   Nancy Thayer

sweetsue617
on 10/19/08 12:41 am - Thunder Bay, Canada
Good morning, Tink~

Wasn't sure where you heading with this--but it was hilarous!

Can pretty well relate--I have both a 'shy' bladder and 'shy' colon...

Have a good Sunday!
((HUGS))
**SUE**

tinkerbell025
on 10/19/08 1:20 am - Fargo, ND
LOL Sue, I was not actually going anyplace with it. It was posted to give people a smile,giggle,chuckle,laugh or a burst of the OMG!
Life is to short to take everything we talk about to seriously.
I try to lighten the load in my own way, so if it put a smile or something on someones face- My work is done LOL
Kelly/tink
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