Webster's New Age Dictionary---laughter IS the best medicine!

sweetsue617
on 11/12/08 10:55 pm - Thunder Bay, Canada

Webster's NEW AGE Dictionary

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:
A female moth.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines

Darla S.
on 11/12/08 11:51 pm - Maple Grove, MN

RNY on 04/27/07

You find some of the greatest STUFF!!! Some of these are so true they're almost scary!

Imperfect does not = unsuccessful

sweetsue617
on 11/13/08 12:48 am - Thunder Bay, Canada

At the risk of sounding like the Reader's Digest--I find that 'laughter IS the best medicine'!
And I was taught to share...so enjoy!!

Sandra N.
on 11/12/08 11:52 pm - MN

RNY on 12/12/06

.....Thanks for the laugh!(*hope that medicine kicks in FAST*)

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sweetsue617
on 11/13/08 12:49 am - Thunder Bay, Canada

Hey--a good belly-laugh has the same effect as narcotics--although I do prefer a good opium-based drug..

Jennifer G.
on 11/13/08 12:46 am - Minnetonka, MN

RNY on 12/21/07

I needed a good chuckle!

Jennifer

sweetsue617
on 11/13/08 12:51 am - Thunder Bay, Canada

Then my mission is complete! (What show was that from??)

(((HUGS)) and

Connie D.
on 11/13/08 3:12 am

RNY on 08/29/07

Sue...thanks this is just what I needed today!!

Love and Hugs....connie d

sweetsue617
on 11/13/08 8:35 am - Thunder Bay, Canada

Dang--I sent a response but where did it go??

What I said was that I felt like I could use a chuckle-and hoped others would also. And these New Age words are sooo funny!
Glad these had the desired effect!
((HUGS))