Butt Nub

I swear that when I had my WLS the surgeon also grafted a nub onto my tailbone so that I wouldn't be able to sit still for very long.  Other than the result of occasional acts of eating stupidity and a wee bit of constipation now and then, the only real discomfort I have had is chronic irritation of my new butt nub.  Over the years, many things have chapped my ass, but nothing comes close to this experience!  From time to time people have told me that I am a pain in the ass, but I never felt insulted until now when I know what that really means.  Sorry for the rant, but the butt nub is aggravated and I have to sit at my desk all day with no way to even give it the stinkeye for ******g me off.
 
RP

I'm sorry, Rick, I hope you know I love you...  But "Butt Nub"???

                  

Scary thing is, I knew EXACTLY what you were going to be talking about before I even read your post!!! 

My NEW acronym?   LMBNO!!!!!   

Get thee a Butt Nub pillow for your ass, and don't let anyone give you crap for it!!!

Welcome to the Butt-Pillow club! The best and cheapest thing out there that I found to work is if you go to Target, to their travel section and buy one fo the blow up neck pillows. Blow it up and place the opening toward the back of the chair and you're golden. I bought one for the office, one for home (so I could bring it to restaurants with me) and one for the car. I think they're lke $10 or something.

Hate to tell you but I'm six years out and I STILL have a pain in my ass.  Better a pain in the butt than be fat though.  Same for being cold.  I'd rather be cold than fat.

OMG I am on board with the BUTT NUB CLUB!!!! LOL 

I hurt my tail bone a long time ago playing sports, but it has always been cushioned by my bubble butt. WELL......not any more!! Dear God... it hurts to sit sometimes!!!

Too Funny!!  Me too.

Elmer,

Welcome to the Butt Nub Club..........Yep, get yourself a butt cushion.......

Wait till you lay in a tanning bed.....OMG the pain......

Kelly

Hey, at least we fit in the things now!!!

I'd like to offer up my butt cushion to any of you that would like it. Unfortunately, it means surgery for both of us ....as it's still attached to my ass!

What a hilarious post RickPete!!!  You're a riot!

Butt Nub, naw forget it, I'm not having WLS. I didn't sign up for no Butt Nub or any other kind of Nub.