Fartiing Is Such Sweet Sorrow

My brother refers to "skidmarks" as "bacon strips". 

Think about that... 

 @ "Bacon Strips"


I think Postop I'm going to change my name to Bazooka Juice.

I think Postop I'm going to change my name to Bazooka Juice.

Um....at that point you will have a clear understanding of the comment:  "That's gonna itch when it dries."

RP

HOPEFULLY  it'll be a "clear" understanding.   Otherwise, we're back to skidmarks and bacon strips...

Ah yes, what a talent.  I'm happy to report that I'm the defending champion of Possleyfest...our yearly family reunion, where for the entire weekend, my family tries to out do each other.  My brother uses milk, I use WLS.  This year, Possleyfest is at my house...poor Linda and dogs.  Heck, for that matter...poor West St Paul!!!

Well, at least you will have dogs around to blame if it gets really bad.  Our miniature Dachsunds have been known to run away when I really get going.  I never knew dogs had a WTF?! look.

RP

Hazel likey.    Mine, anyway.  Hers scare her - she'll literally jump up and run away from them!
Now that I think of it, I can't say I blame her.   HOOOO DOGGIE!!!!  

Oh Edi, I'd love to come and be the farting BLACK Sheep of the family.

Just want to mention that if anyone is taking Benefiber and is blowing the roof off...that might be the culprit.  When I took it to help counteract my poop problems, it nearly ruined my life.  Once I quit taking it and changed to Citracel or now Miralax...I'm quieter than my Mister.

Sometimes it's what's going in that makes the difference in what comes out.  I'm six years out and other than having poop (or not pooping actually) issues...the gas now for me is no worse than pre-WLS.

Lori,

THANK YOU.......I couldn't figure out why I was tooting more.....For the last month I've been chewing the benifiber to help with my stools........And have developed more tooting. No more benifiber for me.....I'll try the Miralax.......

Kelly