Fartiing Is Such Sweet Sorrow

lolol I love ya Rick! Don't worry... after dealing with Darla's amazing farts, I'd be up for a smell challenge. Perhaps you and her can battle it out at The Lodge.

     You said "amazing" 

           Rick u r way too funny LMBNO

ok so now I'm afraid to show up on Saturday.........

Elmer,

You are so funny.......My hubby just rolls his eyes and plugs his nose......I just laugh...
I remind him that payback is a *****

Kelly

Hey, it turned out to be a great ice-breaker with my boyfriend, when we first started dating.  I think it was our second date, and we were having dinner and a movie at his place.  Well, I was in the living room, alone, and thought I could let one sneak by.  SO WRONG!  It was one of the worst smelling farts I had ever passed, and to make matters worse, it was one of those that refused to dissipate, it just stank up the whole living room.  Now, add insult to injury, he walked into the room about a minute later, got a terrible look on his face, and had to of course, ask me if I had farted.  All I could say was, "yes."  OMG for emarrassing.  He teased me about the smell!  but, it did open the door for some great conversation, we still laugh about it, and he's pretty understanding (we even compete on occassion) when the bad ones get away from me.  Almost 4 months later he's still here.  I still can't get myself to just let em go, but I do remind him every now and then *****igns supreme.  Our new joke is that he needs to see a doctor about his loss of manhood cause his girl can fart louder and longer than him.
 
I gotta get a dog!