OT: Funny - JOKE

Carol N.
on 4/2/09 12:03 am, edited 4/2/09 1:47 am - Sartell, MN

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes(he is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:  green, red, yellow, purple,etc...

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look andfind him staring every time.When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldnot choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response……

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a pea**** I was just wondering if you were my son.'

  'Live Simply. Love Generously. Care Deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God!
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

sandy K.
on 4/2/09 12:21 am - minneapolis, MN

RNY on 03/25/09

Thank you for sharing that! Did the boy's face change color to match his hair?!

rickpete
on 4/2/09 12:37 am - Elk River, MN

RNY on 06/18/08

Now that was funny! Thanks for sharing!

RP

(deactivated member)
on 4/2/09 1:19 am - Clear Lake, MN

RNY on 01/03/08

Carol,

I'm back home.......OMG that is way too funny....

Yes, what did the kid say????

Okay, I have to meet your Dad.......I love the older/wiser **** & vinegar grandpa's & grandma's.......

I wish I could have seen that kids face.......You had to of laughed yourself???

Kelly

Carol N.
on 4/2/09 1:46 am - Sartell, MN

RNY on 07/24/07

I am sorry that I did not clarify this earlier, This was a joke that was sent to me!! Although my dad would have been just as clever a comeback, he sadly passed away in 1987.

I would have loved to have seen the expression on this teenagaers face also!!!

(((HUGS)))
Carol

  'Live Simply. Love Generously. Care Deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God!
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'