Top Five Peeves from WLS peeps
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on 5/3/09 12:39 am, edited 5/3/09 12:40 am - Brooklyn Park, MN
on 5/3/09 12:39 am, edited 5/3/09 12:40 am - Brooklyn Park, MN
Okay, to be fair, we also get comments from each other that we can do without. I don't have as many. These are personalized to me. Some of them happen when friends like to transfer rules they follow to everyone else. NOT trying to open a can of worms here, just listing some peeves.
5) You shouldn't drink soda, it will make your pouch explode.
4) You HAVE to eat breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day.
3) Your clothes are too big
2) You shouldn't eat: ____(fill in the blank)
1) Paul, you have no ass. (Like I can help that)
Okay, you got any? Or you can can rip me for mine. Go ahead, I can take it.
5) You shouldn't drink soda, it will make your pouch explode.
4) You HAVE to eat breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day.
3) Your clothes are too big
2) You shouldn't eat: ____(fill in the blank)
1) Paul, you have no ass. (Like I can help that)
Okay, you got any? Or you can can rip me for mine. Go ahead, I can take it.
#3 IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol And don't you forget it! 
Your #5 is probably my #1. I shouldn't drink Diet Coke more for my teeth than my pouch in my opinion. My dental hygienist *****es at me more than anyone else.
2. Here's another: You had plastic surgery? Wow, I don't think I could be that vain. If stuffing your gut into your pants after losing 150 lbs or having your boobs look like you're 85 is vain....then call me vain. I can take it.
3. You eat french fries and pasta? I thought we weren't supposed to eat carbs. If I wanted to go no carb, I would've done Atkins and forgot about WLS.
Like Paul - I'm not angry about anything either...just some observations after living with 6 years of re-routed plumbing.
2. Here's another: You had plastic surgery? Wow, I don't think I could be that vain. If stuffing your gut into your pants after losing 150 lbs or having your boobs look like you're 85 is vain....then call me vain. I can take it.
3. You eat french fries and pasta? I thought we weren't supposed to eat carbs. If I wanted to go no carb, I would've done Atkins and forgot about WLS.
Like Paul - I'm not angry about anything either...just some observations after living with 6 years of re-routed plumbing.
Lori J.
It's better to be imperfectly happy than perfectly unhappy. 
I don't understand your issue, Paul. YOU HAVE NO ASS. It's a simple fact, not an insult. It's like saying YOU HAVE A BEARD. Just the facts. 
As for the clothes being too big? You're getting better, that much I'll give you.
As for how to reply to any of the above?
Smile and say "Thank You!" Works pretty much universally!
As for the clothes being too big? You're getting better, that much I'll give you.
As for how to reply to any of the above?
Smile and say "Thank You!" Works pretty much universally!
Imperfect does not = unsuccessful
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