13 razones para reirte

*Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants .Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier" And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Titi Vane jajaja

That's a good one Titi Vane , mala mia te puse titulo y todo, pero es de cariño. Pues yo siempre estoy aqui de pero que se va a hacer hay que reirse de todo y ahora mas cada vez que se me caen los pantalones Pues sigamos con el board que por fin esta vivo. Miguel

Por lo menos me encasquetaste un titulo bonito jajaja Mi ex marido me tiene unos de los mas interesantes jajajajaja Cuidado con eso de que se te caigan los pantalones en publico jajaja que se va a reir todo el mundo menos tu Titi Vane