OT: Naughty lyrics..don't get your tail feathers ruffled
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on 7/22/08 10:33 am, edited 7/22/08 11:21 am
on 7/22/08 10:33 am, edited 7/22/08 11:21 am
AS you know, I'm a "sick puppy"...and hubby and I play this game where we change the words to songs. Whoever gets the most sexual or grosses the other out ~ wins...
I gotta little help on this one..but I WIN..I WIN!!!
WARNING....WARNING...cussing ahead and sexual content.....
ESCAPE (THE NAUGHTIER VERSION)
Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Escape
Lyrics by Puggy Dawn & Desperately Seeking Skinny
Inspired by Chuck Norris~my hubby
I was tired of my boy toy, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while he lay there sleeping, the Yahoo! personals I read.
And with this really hot butt shot, there was this profile that said:
"If you like penis a lotta, and gettin laid in the rain.
If you're not into feng shui, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like screwin' like two mad dogs, in a twisted pretzel shape.
I'm the f@(k buddy you've looked for ... write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my sweetie, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and the old man, had fallen into routine.
So I hit the PM button, responded to the hottie's ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.
"Yes, I like penis alotta, and getting laid in the rain.
I'm not much into eye candy ... this time I couldn't refrain.
We've got to meet within the hour, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called The Stockyards, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, he walked in, took his stance
I sized up his package in an instant, I knew that beast in his pants.
It was my very own husband, and he said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and he said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked penis alotta, and getting laid in the rain.
And f@(kin' like dogs in heat, girl ... why o' why'd you refrain?
If you like screwin' like two mad dogs, in a twisted pretzel shape
You're the lady I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like penis a lotta, and gettin' laid in the rain.
If you're not into feng shui, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like screwin' like two mad dogs, in a twisted pretzel shape.
I'm the love that you've looked for, come with me, and escape."
THIS IS SO ME..so the lyrics were really close to home....wanna know what I won??????? Well SEX ~ of course..what else??
Happy night!!
Dawn
I gotta little help on this one..but I WIN..I WIN!!!
WARNING....WARNING...cussing ahead and sexual content.....
ESCAPE (THE NAUGHTIER VERSION)
Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Escape
Lyrics by Puggy Dawn & Desperately Seeking Skinny
Inspired by Chuck Norris~my hubby
I was tired of my boy toy, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while he lay there sleeping, the Yahoo! personals I read.
And with this really hot butt shot, there was this profile that said:
"If you like penis a lotta, and gettin laid in the rain.
If you're not into feng shui, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like screwin' like two mad dogs, in a twisted pretzel shape.
I'm the f@(k buddy you've looked for ... write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my sweetie, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and the old man, had fallen into routine.
So I hit the PM button, responded to the hottie's ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.
"Yes, I like penis alotta, and getting laid in the rain.
I'm not much into eye candy ... this time I couldn't refrain.
We've got to meet within the hour, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called The Stockyards, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, he walked in, took his stance
I sized up his package in an instant, I knew that beast in his pants.
It was my very own husband, and he said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and he said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked penis alotta, and getting laid in the rain.
And f@(kin' like dogs in heat, girl ... why o' why'd you refrain?
If you like screwin' like two mad dogs, in a twisted pretzel shape
You're the lady I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like penis a lotta, and gettin' laid in the rain.
If you're not into feng shui, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like screwin' like two mad dogs, in a twisted pretzel shape.
I'm the love that you've looked for, come with me, and escape."
THIS IS SO ME..so the lyrics were really close to home....wanna know what I won??????? Well SEX ~ of course..what else??
Happy night!!
Dawn
If you like penis a lotta....... 
That whole thing was hilarious!
What I don't get is that this board will bleep or star out words like **** and **** but not penis, the actual word for the actual male anatomy! (I have it set to avoid profanity on my profile, btw). Go figure....lol
Christie
That whole thing was hilarious! What I don't get is that this board will bleep or star out words like **** and **** but not penis, the actual word for the actual male anatomy! (I have it set to avoid profanity on my profile, btw). Go figure....lol
Christie
Hit goal weight of 140 at 13 months out from RNY!! 130 pounds GONE! 
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