Shapewear that doesn't give you a unibutt?

Anyone got any suggestions? Most shapewear gives you that square unibutt look (or if its a cami - the uniboob). Or it flattens your ass to nothing. I like my ass, thats not what I need shaped lol

Unibutt or uniboob, I am pretty sure such garments would still look good on you, young lady.

My grandmother was taught that a lady always crosses her legs at the ankles when seated, never cusses and always wears a girdle. She always had girdle ass. She was 5'7 and weighed 97 lbs and had girdle ass....

I don't want girdle ass lol

I am going to agree with my boy RP on this one.....you would rock any thing you wear cutie!

-Rob

LOL you guys are something else :)

Try Dr. Rey's Shapewear - gives you a great butt. It is by far the best I've ever tried. You can get it at Sears. It's expensive, but worth every penny.

Dr. Rey is great check out HSN.com there are some on sale and he come on next week you can get it for a much cheaper price the day that he's on the show.

Get the kind that has a puckered seam that goes up the butt line.  You know, like an exaggerated butt seam?  These make you feel like you have a wedgie, to some extent, but they do give you that two butt cheek look you're aiming for!  LOL

Here is one by Spanx:



It's called the Slim Cognito bodysuit.

Slim Cognito Seamless Mid-Thigh Bodysuit

$72.00 to $76.00

Go undercover with the SPANX Slim Cognito Mid-Thigh Bodysuit! This shaper comfortably shapes problem areas, accentuates your waistline, minimizes your tummy and thighs, lifts your rear, and makes inches seem to disappear! The detachable straps attach to your bra to keep the bodysuit in place and allow you to wear the bra that's best for you - and your outfit! And to avoid the flat, uni-butt look that many shapers give your backside, Slim-Cognito offers "The Great Divide." You won't feel the subtle butt separator, but the natural perky shape won't be lost on those in your wake!

Color		Size (Size Chart)	Quantity
	Nude	Size S : $72.00 M : $72.00 L : $72.00 XL : $72.00 1X : $76.00 2X : $76.00 3X : $76.00
	Black	Size S : $72.00 M : $72.00 L : $72.00 XL : $72.00 1X : $76.00 2X : $76.00 3X : $76.00

They're not cheap - $76, I think - but perhaps worth the investment if you're finished losing.

http://www.spanx.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2990122&cp=3013396&parentPage=family

Here's what *I* wanna know ...
What happens if you fart in that get-up? 

   OMG  that is funny!!!