After sex candy

Now that I have your attention.  I just thought I would share.  I have never been a smoker, firstly.  In my night stand I keep a bag od Starbursts, my favorite candy.  I usually will have one after an encounter.  Anyway, they call me.  LOUDLY.  They call my name and talk trash to me every night.  I gave my dtr a few and left the rest in there.  I keep thinking ai want to save them,but for what.  I laff at myself as I write this, but I really just wanted to share it.  No responses are necessary.  Huggs

It doesn't take sex for a "strawberry" starburst to call me......and because it is Easter season...they now are available in "JELLYBEANS".....ooh-la-la!.....lol

Here's a suggestion--get yourself a bag of Bariatric Advantage Calcium Chews!  They will remind you of Starbursts, and with each one, you will be getting 250mg of good-for-us calcium citrate!!!!!  And...they are sugar free!

Beth .  I got right online and called BA.  They are sending me a sample starter kit with all the flavors in it for me to try. Yippee!!!

Make sure that you are not Hypoglycemic. I had big cravings for candy and carbs and I thought that it was because of Aunt Flow or that I was getting weak...nope! It turns out I have low blood sugar. That's why my headaches were so bad and frequent. Make sure you check it out before it gets worse. I'm a chronic hypoglycemic and it really sucks.

Crystal Light makes a starburst-like candy, with the same chewy texture and fruity flavors.  Guilt free treats!

Edited for spelling.

ooooh...dangerous......where can I find them?......in grocery stores?.....in the candy aisle?.......Crystal light like the drink mix makes them?

Yep.  I found them at super Walmart in the candy isle, in the sugar free candy section.  They also make a Life-Saver type of candy too, I love those for when I want something sweet.  And yes, made by the same Crystal Light that makes the drink mixes.

Careful with the SF candy in bed though if you wanna keep gettin' some. THey are super stinky farty causing. LOL Orrr........stick with the regular stuff but have sex every night to burn the calories. Perfect solution. :D

I know about the super stinky farts.  One night at work a patients family brought us some SF life saver candies.  They were so good, we popped them all night.  Well, long story short, half were farty all night and the other half were in the bathroom all night.  Sorbitol and all of it its evil croonies are nothing to mess with.  Back on track, I am only 6 days out so an encounter is a few weeks a way as I am still having a lil pain.  i am not sure if i am a dumper yet.  Thanks.