Sweet revenge- WARNING GROSS OUT FACTOR!!!!!!!

Proudtobaloser
on 7/12/11 10:39 am - Fayetteville, NC
Ok so I told my hubby the good news, that the letter had been sent. He got quiet- too quiet. UH OH was all I could think. Then he looked at me with the worst frown on his face and said he was scared. I asked exactly what about and he says, "Scared your gas is gunna make me sick." All I could do was crackup and remind him that some forms of revenge are sweet. He looks at me weird and I had to remind him of EVERY dutch oven he has given me. So hmmmmmmm then I thought to myself that with all the stories I have heard of the gas, I am so very sure I will NOT be pulling it on him, that would be utterly cruel. Told you it was gross.....
        
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ladw57
on 7/12/11 10:45 am - MA

LMAO!

 

                        
Antonia R.
on 7/12/11 2:45 pm - University Park, IL
VSG on 06/11/13
Hahahaha........Make sure you do the pull my finger and hug and release.......lol
Proudtobaloser
on 7/12/11 3:29 pm - Fayetteville, NC
He actually made me promise I wouldn't do anything to make him go green. So I am stuck with that promise. Now if it happens accidnelty NOT my fault. THose types of things can "sneak' up on ya without warning.

And as I said it was gross.............. if it offended anyone I am sorry, I just found it kind of funny and had to share.
        
As a single person we make but a whisper, as a crowd we make a roar. A friend.
"I never claimed to be an expert at such matters, but I am an expert at giving my opinion."- My dad
        
chrisgraves
on 7/12/11 9:12 pm - MA
Hahahaha!  Thanks for sharing that.

In life before surgery my hubby could stink me out of the bedroom at night.  Now there are the occational moments when he just looks at me like "where did that come from".  (Shrug)  Inevitably we just laugh about it.  Laughter makes things so much easier to deal with.
    
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