Why in the hot pajamas didn't I realize what true devil food is
I love white bread and things made from white flour.. scratch that.. I LOVED those things. I tried eating a quarter of a grilled cheese on Pepperidge Farm thin white bread a few months ago and within 15 minutes fell asleep on the couch and then woke to cramping, pain and feeling like I should vomit. Enter the horrible living in the bathroom phase and I swore I'd never try it again. I'm a year out and still keeping that promise.. not a funny situation but your explanation of it was hilarious!