I miss my butt, so I ordered a new one off the internet.

 How can you go wrong ordering anything from a place who uses "Your one stop booty shop" as a slogan?!

 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/20/butt-implants-fake-doc_n_1103933.html

Look out for this lady offering any deals. :-D
Also, pretty sure fredericks of Hollywood offers some derrière enhancers too. I think I'll gothe surgery route when it's my turn. ^_^

OMG....  HILARIOUS....  Please do keep us posted on this....  i'm curious...  BTW, do be careful...  just in case..