Thursday's Laugh.
Boat Story
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
the
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat
and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to
a group
of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage
as much
stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the
evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When
he got
back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the
grocery store.
A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm so
sorry for
your loss. You must feel terrible"
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact
is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all
shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always
holding water. She
had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to
those
four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't
very good
and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried
to get in
her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted.
Kathy 
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