Wednsday Laugh.

underthegun
on 6/26/07 11:11 pm - Starke, FL
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME. THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH , THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA , THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL . THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
Juanita1972
on 6/26/07 11:35 pm - Springfield, TN
 Thanks for the laugh!!
                    
 

       
pammers
on 6/27/07 4:02 am
hheee heee heee heeee heee!!!!
Melissa C.
on 6/27/07 9:22 am - Goodspring, TN
Hahhaa. How are you feeling?

                 
                      Merry Christmas to all my OH friends!!

SheliaB
on 6/27/07 11:02 am - Nashville, TN
Daniel,           This is a good one!!  I have been a lot like that nun lately, which scares me!!  By the way, I want to welcome you to the Losers Bench and let you know that I am so glad that you are doing well, but take care of yourself!! Shelia
                    
                                              
                                                             
           
Rhonda B.
on 6/27/07 11:08 am - Cookeville, TN
HA! HA! HA! That's a good one!!!  And.....most likely....it's true!!! Thanks, Daniel for your daily humor!  Hope you are feeling well! Rhonda
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