Where's Daniel? - Friday funny

Susan J.
on 7/6/07 12:00 am - Madison, TN

Subject: Nuclear Power? A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the man turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the man. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The man thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****"

Susan (AKA bilsrib)
300/135/135 - Plastics February 2008 - Dr. Lois Wagstrom

P E A C E - It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.