You know you're WLS post-op when...OT

I thought you guys would enjoy this...   - "I have a date" doesn't mean you are going out. - "I'm a loser" is a good thing. - "Welcome to the other side" does not mean you have died. - You love the taste of Chewable Centrum Rug Rats Vitamins or biting the head off of Wilma. - When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip club!! - When it's not Vikings vs. Bears but lap vs. open! - When "No, I couldn't eat another bite" really has a deeper meaning! - When you have to prove you are you on your license! - When Saying you're" open" doesn't mean your gay! - When you run you don't hear a flapping noise.....oh wait you still do.....but at least you are running! - Vitamins and calcium feel like a meal. - You've lost 100 pounds, and someone who hasn't seen you in a while says, "Did you change your hair?" - When you bend over and see daylight through your thighs. - You can cross your legs! - When you walk by a mirror and say to yourself "Who is that?" - When the Sharpei you pass on the street reminds you of someone you know....Yourself! ! - When your hand will fit in the Pringles can again, but you don't want any. - When the thought of an "all you can eat" buffet makes you want to throw up! - No more cracked toilet seats! - When your spandex shorts are used for "jogging," and not merely used as an anti-chaffing device. - People who know you are concerned that you are working out too much. - Running into old flames, and saying "Do I know you?" - You look forward to flirting with the new cute phlebotomist at your doctor's office. - You turn on the morning show just to see Al Roker! - You are actually bold enough to not only admit your weight, but post it on the internet! - When you call Lane Bryant and cancel your credit card. - You have to start putting your name in your underwear again because you get them mixed up with your kids. - People stop asking you to bring something to the pot lucks because they know you will only bring a salad. - When you spend more time reading product labels for protein and carb content than you do reading any books.  

Very funny!!!  Some I had heard before but some were new.  As for those undies things, although I don't usually mix them up, my sweetie has a really hard time with my clothes vs. the girlies clothes.  It is so funny when we are looking for something & know immediately to check each others drawers because he has mixed something up. 

LMAO @ The flapping noise!!!! At least it's not...Swish Swish!

Very good! I love it!! Jackie

OMG!!!! I love it Missy. That is all sooooo true. Have a great day.