OT- getting all "JACKASS" on my son....hair loss strategy fails
I dunno if any of you remember the Jackass segments...I think called clipper attacks.
Here's my version:
My son works for UPS..its hot ..wants a haircut. I do the haircuts in our fam. inc daus color, highlights etc. Ive saved them a wad of cash! No one can do MOMS hair of course!
As Im cuttin...he starts talkin about body hair ..says he's gonna shave his armpits and fuzz on his chest he hates too So I tells him...showing him the 'buzzers' taking the adjustable for hair length guard off...use this to get excess off real close then shave (razor) ...I set buzzers back down on the table.
Done cutting he doesn't like it... "take the sides real short mom"
So I grab the buzzers.......not realizing I didn't replace the guard.....I shear a 1x2" strip from his temple to his ear. BALD... LMAO!!! and FML! Ive never done that in all these years!!
He runs to the bathroom...is sooo pissed at me. Im apologizin like crazy...tellin him "let me off the hook, tell me its ok" since his hair grows faster than 2 rabbits f-n. Wouldn't do it..what to do?
I give him one of my eyeshadows .. its a glittery charcoal the darkest I have...show him w/ a little creativity he can camoflague it till it grows back...apply it..he hates it ...it WAS kinda sparkly not very masculine lookin ..he washes it off....
I use my soft eyeliner pencil (black) show him.... fill in that strip... Houston we have a match! .it looks like there was not even a bare spot. I have so many of those soft pencils.. I tell him take some home with you...He said forget it! I tell him what about using a black permanent marker...lmao. He's beyond pissed at me now...well, only mad at me...until it grows back lol
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