For the Coffee Lovers

See? This is why i try to stay as stupid and ignorant a possible.

I shall no****ch the video.

I will say that coffee is awesome.

I think I'll go make a cup right now.

LOL! I need to take a page out of your book. My great grandmother drank and smoked and ate the worst fatty greasy foods and lived to be 94. Maybe if I didn't know twinkies would make me fat I wouldn't be fat. Nah that won't work now. Damn it!

Ah, girl after my own heart.

Get outta my head!!!!  I refuse to watch any video dissing coffee.  I gave up masturbation so I have very little left to comfort me in my dotage. 

What? That does not compute. 

I would explain it to you but I am still blushing over and infomercial I saw this morning for sex toys. 

No, I was drinking a cup of coffee when I discovered these two chicks discussing the "toys" as if they were a coffee maker.  My husband offered to buy me one, but I refused and took another sip of coffee.