Protein jokes

Does anyone else get a ridiculous amount of protein jokes from those who know about the surgery? Hubby's favorite? "Oh I've got a shot of protein for ya". lol I walked into hubby having a giggling fit when a sip of my shake went down wrong. He asked what happened and I told him I had to choke down my protein. *Cue insane little boyish giggles* I swear I'm surrounded by pervs. hahaha I'm starting to expect them now. lol

Guys are scum of the earth, childish, and always immature. I would know, I've been at the meetings.

Yeah they are, especially mine. hahaha Love him to pieces for how he is, though.

Geez...my husband says the same things...

Like you said though...love him despite his maturity issues...lol

 I think it was in the fine print of our marriage contract. To love, honor, cherish, and tolerate their BS. LOL

I think that joke is in the spouse support guide.  Verbatim here, except at the end he adds "ooooohhh yyyeeeeaaaahhhhh" with gyrating hips. 

LMAO So does mine! He does the "Elvis Pelvis" along with a combination duckface/ tounge sticking out. I'm gonna have to get a picture of it. hahaha Paaaaaaaybaaaack!

I am glad to know I am not married to the last childish perv on earth. Glad to see you got one too! Sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow, but then, most times, I kinda like him. 

He does this in a whisper when we're out in public, minus the hips.  It's funny, in a pillow smothering kind of way too. He finds joy out of it so I just roll.

I saw a meme on Facebook that says, "My husband should know that I love him. Each day I wake up and have the decision to make pancakes, or smother him with a pillow. Pancakes it is...at least today." lol I told him that and he asked for blueberry ones. So now that's a big joke here.