I spoke to Cindy, who spoke to Jake, who heard it from Jason, who got it from Johnathon, who told Ebby who told me that you were having surgery soon. So I told Ebby to tell Johnathon so he could tell Jason who whispered it to Jake who just had to tell Cindy that I was going to be praying for you. I spoke to God personally last night and he told me through a warm fuzzy feeling that you are going to be just fine. Rest up now, there is quite a lot of excitement waiting for a hot sexy person like yourself:-)
