NSV - I'm a moron

Kiley39
on 12/4/11 2:21 am - Port Colborne, Canada

I am almost 2 mths post op and have lost 75lbs ( 40 of it pre op ). My body is changing so rapidly that its hard to get used to. A couple of nights ago i scared the crap outta myself. i noticed a lump under my left breast. Worried, I asked my husband if he could feel it. He looked at me and laughed. "Kiley, that would be a rib ". Turns out not only do i have ribs but a collarbone as well. weird

1st referal sent April 15, 2010 ( it was lost)                Internist August 11, 2011
2nd referal sent October 24, 2010                             Surgeon meeting Aug18, 2011
info session at St. Joes in Hamilton March 21, 2011   Surgery class Sept 1, 2011
Nurse, dietician, SW appointments June 22, 2011      Pre op October 5,2011
Scope July 15, 2011                                                   Surgery October 12, 2011

Monica M.
on 12/4/11 3:29 am - Penetanguishene, Canada

RNY on 03/02/11

lol..that's hilarious!! It is weird to get used to all these things, isnt it. Good for you, you have bones!!!

(deactivated member)
on 12/4/11 3:46 am - Canada

RNY on 05/11/11

This happened with me when I discoverd the tip of my sternum. Id never felt it before. About 4 months post-op it started to stick out and I was convinced it was a tumour or some sort of growth lol

StevesGal
on 12/4/11 3:51 am - Hamilton, Canada

RNY on 06/29/11

It's good to be a moron!!

Beth

Former RNY patient revising to Sleeve then DS.
Appts: Dietitian - January 21/19; July 16/19, August 13/19, September 17/19, October 15/19; Social Worker: August 23/19; DS Orientation: March 20/19; Internist: September 30/19; Surgeon: November 13/19 (signed consent).
Surgery Date: February 28/20.

MY RNY DIDN'T FAIL ME - I FAILED IT.

Brenda T.
on 12/4/11 6:06 am - Oshawa, Canada

RNY on 05/14/12

LOL nice!!

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Weathers_pc
on 12/4/11 7:44 am - Canada

VSG on 11/19/12

OMG ... How cute is that ... congrats!

Toni B.
on 12/4/11 8:03 am - Sudbury, Ontario

RNY on 01/19/12

Kiley,

That was best laugh I've had all day! Truly hilarious you are!

First of all, congratulations on your success so far, that is most excellent. I am so happy for you and so impressed by your ability to write about this and laugh at yourself... a lot of people may have been to embarrased to post this, but it is our humility that makes us most endearing to others.

Hope you're having a great day, and thank you so much for making me literally laugh out loud.

Toni..."Bravery is not the absence of fear, but the will to overcome it"
www.fatgirlchangingherworld.com Twitter:@fatgirlchanging
Surgery JAN. 19th, 2012 - Down 120 lbs & 75 inches @ my last Weigh in!!!!

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Sher1ock
on 12/4/11 11:49 am - Canada

RNY on 07/20/11

These days if I feel a lump anywhere near my armpit, i know I'm lying down and one of my heading-toward-flat boobs slid off to the side again.

TBIYTC
on 12/5/11 1:07 am - Ontario, Canada

VSG on 02/29/12

That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats on your success!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TBIYTC-The Best Is Yet To Come Referral-Mar 2011 Surgery Feb 29th, 2012

jdance
on 12/6/11 2:05 am - Canada

RNY on 06/29/10

Hey Girl, I know what you mean,
I freaked out when i discovered my stoma? the piece in between the ribs that usually gets broken during CPR. I can't remember what it's called, But i have one!

and I just LOVE my collarbones.... It's amazing,

congrats on your discovery...

so much fun

J

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