THIS is why you should not get drunk after WLS

So I know that everyone has different post-op plans...they vary from Dr. to Dr....I think pretty much all of them say don't drink alcohol for the first 6 months...mine said 1st year but I see 6 months alot...regardless...don't drink 3 months after surgery...this is why my fellow OH'ers. Saturday night was my 2nd time with alcohol post-op. My first experience was pleasent. got drunk FAST and sobered up FASTER. no sickness, no hangover..no problems. 2nd experience was not so pleasent. Drank Alsolut and redbull saturday night...about half a pint of vodka and probably 3 cans of redbull. Had to potty every 30 minutes. once again...drunk FAST and sobered up FASTER. Went to bed and woke up about 4:30 sunday morning feeling horrible. nauseaus stomach and all. From that time until 1:00 sunday afternoon I was in the bathroom...not vomiting b/c there was nothing in my stomach but my body did the motion...just kept spitting up foamy saliva. To say this as nice as possible...my 13 stools that day were 100% liquid. Finally i decided to drive myself to the urgent care...they don't do IV's btw...I knew I was getting dehydrated so I went in to get fluids because by this time, I could not keep anything in my stomach. So off to the ER i go. Passed out walking into the ER...spend 6 hours in there getting blood drawn and tests run. They gave me 3 liters of fluids and the conclusion was...the OUTRAGEOUS sugar in the redbull gave me the "dumping like" symptoms and made me dehydrated. the doctor @ the ER said he was surprised I had not had kidney failure already it was that severe.