The case of the missing farts....

So it's been a month and I just realized...I haven't farted in that time.  Maybe once or 3 times.  But not near like normal.  I could clear a room in some special cases.  Now, I don't miss them.  In fact, at work when you needed to expel some extra nastiness, I'd head into a sedated pt's room and leave him a lil present.  (He was sedated...he didn't know!!!) 

So anyone else gas free?   

Not totally but for sure much less than before.

LOL death by fart...WOW really? That is funny

Mine have gotten worse, I think...not smell, just frequency

My, My...that's an attractive thing to say, huh?

I would welcome (and my family would do the happy dance for) a slight decrease in flatulence from the sleeve since the lapband took mine up several notches to a new high in all aspects. 

Still, passing gas is a normal bodily function.  I would quickly discuss the absence of it with my surgeon.

 

 

Hadn't really given it any thought til now!!!!!! Thank you for the great laugh this morning!  I actually did LOL  when I read this post!  No gas here either.  No complaints about it though.  Have a great day!  Laughter sure is great medicine.  :) 

 

OMG too funny & yes mine are worse than ever I can't believe it all night long even makes me crazy! but I think I have gallbladder issues too!! hubby has fits if I go into the BR before him!