Inner Peace

Fribby
on 7/18/05 6:19 am - Chesapeake, VA
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. No need to thank me .....
Brokenwing
Fallingwater

on 10/16/05 1:53 pm - Dexter, ME
WOHA !!! This really works. Thanks Fribby, Hick, oh excuse me, Hick. Feeling fine, hick
Faith P.
on 6/8/09 9:29 am - Frederick, MD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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