Today I Declare Victory!
TODAY I DECLARE VICTORY! (yes I'm shouting) I declare victory over the number "2" For far too long you have been my mortal enemy. Always showing up as the first number when I stepped on the scale. Well today, I have replaced you number "2" I have replaced you with a much nicer and kinder number. That is the number "1". Welcome to my life number "1" I will embrace you and love you and give you my all!