Oh, The Joys of Laxatives!
I've been taking Miralax off and on since surgery.. always works wonderfully for me. Nice and gentle, no surprises.
EXCEPT....for today. Nothing like standing in a Disneyland length line at Costco when it decides it's going to kick in... as in, now. Right NOW... and if you don't hurry, right now is going to be too late! I whipped around to the stranger behind me, quickly asked her to watch my stuff and literally took off running..... but running in such a special way. Because if I moved just right, there were going to be problems... messy, smelly, life altering (as in, years of therapy would be required to ever coax me out of my house again) problems.
And that ladies and gentlemen, was my nearly humiliating story of the day. I'm sure the person behind me thought I was insane... but I'd rather they think that, than witness tragedy.
HW- 318 SW- 310 CW- 194.4 GW- 170-ish Onderland: 10/30/2013
I had it happen, AT Disney and didn't make it. Had a 4 and 6 year old boy with me handing me paper towel and playing around in the bathroom will G-ma was having a melt down.
BAND REMOVED 9-4-12-fought insurance to get sleeve and won! Sleeved 1/22/13! Five years out and trying to get that last 15 pounds back off.
OH NO....poor thing. But I was actually clenching in sympathy while reading this lol!
Jenn Highest weight: 278. Starting weight: 275. Surgery weight: 253. Month 1: 25 lbs. Month 2: 8.8 lbs. Month 3: 12.6 lbs. Month 4: 7 lbs. Onederland 7/29/2013. Month 5: 7 lbs. Month 6: 5 lbs. Months 7-9: self-induced maintenance, then 5 lb gain.
