Jenci S.
Ode to Onederland
Jan 31, 2012
Onederland, oh Onederland,
I am awfully fond of you,
and all that you do
for my self-esteem
which likes being lean.
Onederland, oh Onederland,
why don't you love me?
Why do you make me work so hard?
Why can't you commit?
Wait, what did you say?
Onederland, oh Onederland,
I do believe you just
told me we must
continue our love affair.
You want me to get up off the chair?
You need me to stop
eating chocolate, POP!
Onederland, oh Onederland,
I do believe my head just
exploded. Yep, you pinned
the bubble I have been
living in.
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I am awfully fond of you,
and all that you do
for my self-esteem
which likes being lean.
Onederland, oh Onederland,
why don't you love me?
Why do you make me work so hard?
Why can't you commit?
Wait, what did you say?
Onederland, oh Onederland,
I do believe you just
told me we must
continue our love affair.
You want me to get up off the chair?
You need me to stop
eating chocolate, POP!
Onederland, oh Onederland,
I do believe my head just
exploded. Yep, you pinned
the bubble I have been
living in.
Gaining Gaining
Jan 17, 2012
Weight!
On April 22, 2011 I weighed my lowest weight of 181.7. Today I weigh 199.1. 17 & 1/2 pound gain in 9 months. Unacceptable! I should still be losing.
I know exactly why I am not losing. EXACTLY. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want to eat it. Ok, well, I am not that bad. I am not as good as I once was at curbing my appetite!
In the past, getting my dirty laudry out to air has helped immensly. So here it is for all to see. I HAVE GAIN 17+ POUNDS! MOVING ON!
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On April 22, 2011 I weighed my lowest weight of 181.7. Today I weigh 199.1. 17 & 1/2 pound gain in 9 months. Unacceptable! I should still be losing.
I know exactly why I am not losing. EXACTLY. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want to eat it. Ok, well, I am not that bad. I am not as good as I once was at curbing my appetite!
In the past, getting my dirty laudry out to air has helped immensly. So here it is for all to see. I HAVE GAIN 17+ POUNDS! MOVING ON!
About Me
Sacramento, CA
Location
44.0
BMI
Surgery
01/11/2010
Surgery Date
Dec 22, 2009
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