Seen This On A Message Board & Had To Share

Mar 10, 2010

I saw this on a message board and started snickering.  I can't wait for the theives to get to me...LOL!  I hope everyone finds a reason to smile to day.  'Cause when you smile, it means that there is some small measure of happiness for each of us to have in our lives!
Be Blessed & Peace!


I heard about people who have been abducted and had
 their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
 
 My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few months
 ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
 thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the
 texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
 what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
 for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
 myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the
 thieves struck again.
 
 My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
 took   pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck
 me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three
 inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my
 jeans in favor of long skirts.

 Two weeks ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
 morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of
 my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the
 hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
 
 When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced
 with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are
 using REAL replacement
 body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone
 you know has
 something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from
 you?
 
 THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere,
 every night.
 
 WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
 
 P.S. Last week I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
 lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
 relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I
 slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
 
 Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.

~Author Unknown~

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